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Monday Night Massacre

Jun 18

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I am not even referencing the beatdown the Celtics gave the Mavericks in Boston to win banner 18. Nope. Corpus Christi, TX was witness to a massacre that rivaled St. Valentine's Day. Uncle Howdy and his Firefly Funhouse Fiends have put the WWE on notice.


After a chaotic Raw that saw Bron and Sheamus fight to challenge InterContinental Champion Sami Zayn with no clear cut winner thanks to Ludwig Kaiser, Liv Morgan once again tempt Dirty Dom, Iyo Skye and Jey Uso qualify for MITB, and Drew quit; the newest faction in WWE sure made their presence felt to end Raw.


As Jey is in the ring celebrating his MITB qualifying win, the arena goes dark. The fireflies that were there for Jey were now there for Uncle Howdy and his entourage. The haunting piano keys were heard, the door to other side appears, opens, and Abby the witch crawls through the dense fog. The camera then goes to stage right and Ramblin Rabbit is holding a hammer with the message HELP on it while standing over a pile of WWE crew. We are then taken to Gorilla Position where Mercy the Buzzard is looking over the carcasses of more unfortunates. The camera glides through the curtain to backstage and Huscus the Pig is surrounded by more bodies including Chad Gable unconscious against an equipment crate bleeding from a head wound. A little further backstage and the haunting spectre of Uncle Howdy . who begins to gather Huscus, Mercy, and Ramblin to gather around Abby. As the show goes dark, Bray Wyatt's creation announces "We're Here".



What a way to debut Bray's brainchild As you are shown the destruction and limp lifeless bodies of WWE employees the only thing you know for sure is that no one is safe



Jun 18

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